"Families are like brownies, they come with a few nuts!
Why "Ordinarily Random"?
Why did I pick this name? Well it describes me. I live an ordinary life. AND! I have the most random personality I know. Put this together and you have one fun life. It's how I put the special touch on all that I love. I might change the name of this site, because I might randomly wake up and hate it. But, for now, it is what it is.
Who am I?
I am a not-so-desperate housewife with a dear husband, 4 kids, and a dog. I am 5'11'' tall with blonde hair. I am a pastor's wife. Although, I don't think or act like a typical pastor's wife, which is a good thing. Me and God are like peas in a pod. I suffer from "CHAOS" which is code for "Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrom", because try as I might I don't keep a perfectly clean house. I love my life. I am in love with my husband. My kids are the coolest things I ever had the opportunity to make.
You know you're a mom when......
your lunch consists of eating all the half eaten bowls of soup that were left on the table.
after leaving the kitchen sink completely empty and shined the night before, you wake up in the morning with it half filled.
a half an hour after you put kids down to nap, you find yourself bee bopping and humming to "The Wiggles" DVD that you left on. And! You think nothing of it.
it's 2pm and you start to get dizzy from hunger. You have fed 4 little mouths 3 times already and the thought never crossed your mind that you may need some food too!
you go to Walmart wearing two different sandles, and you never notice until your foot starts to hurt.
you find a pencil sitting inside the ranch dressing bottle.
you go to the bathroom and notice the popcorn maker sitting on the counter.
You buy pet formulated carpet cleaners and your pet never does the messing in the house!
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